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Laura and Tyler are two young women who have been tearing up the city streets for ten years leaving a trail of angry drug dealers and spent men in their wake Now Laura is engaged to be married and her teetotal classical pianist fiancé Jim is away overseas Tyler wants to keep the party going but Laura is torn between the constant temptations provided by her best friend and a calmer life with Jim on the horizon As the wedding draws closer the duo’s limits are tested along with their friendshipAnimals is hilarious honest raw and thoroughly moving It is about deciding when it's time to grow up and recognising what you have to leave behind if you do


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    This unexpectedly wonderful and please note extremely vulgar novel is being bandied around as “Withnail with girls” That’s the quote on the front For those who do not know the cult 1987 British movie Withnail and I you should know that Withnail a skeletal out of work actor exists in only three conditions first is drunk in which he says things like We've gone on holiday by mistakeOr whilst driving Look at this accident blackspot These aren't accidents they're throwing themselves into the road Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness Heckles pedestrian Throw yourself into the road darling you haven't got a chance Or to a policeman I've only had a few light ales Or to a waitress Black puddings are no good to us I want something's flesh Second is hungover I feel like a pig shat in my headLook at my tongue It's like great yellow sockDon't threaten me with a dead fishLook at me I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoeAnd the third kicks in halfway through the hangover when a desperate need of uninterrupted alcohol intake arises I've some extremely distressing news We just ran out of wineWe want the finest wines available to humanity we want them here and we want them nowAnd now Tyler from Animals totally channeling the spirit of Withnail On the train she emptied the contents of her carrier bag A quarter bottle of vodka four cans of diet coke two pork pies “We need to get these in while we can she said “Jean has turned practically macrobiotic There will be nothing to eat except beansprouts and dung”And here is Laura recounting a fond memory Once at a boutique music festival I’d been walking along with Tyler when she emitted a neat curve of projectile vomit on to the grass in front of her and just carried on walking resuming what she was saying exactly where she’d left it barely missing a beat It was an adept expulsion – not so impressive for the twenty people sitting at picnic benches outside a food stand wooden cutlery held aloft unable to finish their falafelUncharitable readers of Animals might conclude that this is no than an annotated account of what liquids are poured into the top ends of Laura aged 32 and Tyler aged 29 and what therefore inevitably comes out of their other ends A remarkable amount of time in this novel is spent in toilets and details are not spared This is not a novel I could honestly recommend to our own dear Queen I believe she is a reader but this novel might cause her to abdicate Indeed Animals almost deliquesces as you turn the pages But actually this 245 page barrage of drug taking bingeing yelling shagging and vomiting is in fact an affecting account of that queasy moment when one of our two soulmates is thinking that now might be the time to yes get married and just not have to do this any After all Laura’s in love with attractive classical piano player James and in a moment of either perfect inebriation or perfect clarity hard to tell which Laura said yes they should get married So Laura loves Jim But she loves Tyler even This is very clear from remarks like this Competing for attention with Tyler was futile She didn’t just change the temperature of rooms she changed their entire chemical make up so that anyone in the room would only be aware that the room was an extension of her and she was the thrumming nucleusI guess the ostensible subject matter of Animals is not so remarkable except that Emma Jane Unsworth takes it in her teeth and shakes the living daylights out of it and then in the middle of all the gaily spouting bodily fluids will suddenly turn on the reader How different the winding stony path of the morning to the straight solid road of the night The sky was pigeon grey The way the day begins decides the shade of everything We disembarked at Manchester just before nine On the platform my every step felt like a decision I was full of spinning magnets attracting and repelling their own poles walk sleep drink call don’t call eat sit down don’t sit down In the photo of the author on the back flap Emma Jane Unsworth is unsmiling She looks anxious Maybe she’s worried about what readers will make of this frankly filthy story I give it four frankly filthy stars which I found in a gutter outside a pub I would have been scared to go in I stood outside and I swear I could hear Tyler's raucous laugh