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SHAKESPEARE SHAPIRO HAS ALWAYS hated his name His parents bestowed it on him as some kind of sick joke when he was born and his life has gone downhill from there one embarrassing incident after another Entering his senior year of high school Shakespeare has never had a girlfriend his younger brother is cooler than he is and his best friend's favorite topic of conversation is his bowel movementsBut Shakespeare will have the last laugh He is chronicling every mortifying detail in his memoir the writing project each senior at Shakespeare's high school must complete And he is doing it brilliantly And just maybe a prize winning memoir will bring him respect admiration and a girlfriend or at least a prom date


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    When I saw the title of this book I immediately let loose with one of those Beavis and Butthead snort laughs Then I saw the words lewd hilarious and vulgar on the front and back cover and knew it had to be mine If only I had ended my relationship with this book there because the funniest thing about the novel is the title The novel was as promised crude However it failed to deliver on the hilarious part When one is dealing with bathroomsexual humor there's a fine line between being funny like American Pie or The Hangover and just being disgusting like the American Pie and The Hangover sequels A willingness to talk about defecation and erections does not automatically humor make Sure there were a few amusing moments but very few Also I didn't relate to the characters at all They seemed flat and one dimensional especially Shakespeare's friends Shakespeare himself seems a stereotype a self pitying wannabe writer who is a senior in a high school the likes of which I cannot imagine existing Hemingway High where students are apparently allowed to write about their embarrassing encounters with sex and porn in the school newspaper and one teacher is allowed to constantly refer to his left testicle In the end I just didn't care about Shakespeare and his struggle with his hormones Also I had trouble buying that he was a talented writer as his writing assignments scattered throughout the book were mediocre at best The nice thing about the book is that he does mature by the end and learns to care about someone other than himself Too bad I never cared about himCross posted at This Insignificant Cinder